Rip my baby Scampy I love you so much and I’m glad you didn’t suffer and passed away peacefully. I wish I got to see you at least one last time. You were a really good puppy and dog.
I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday
I LAUGHED OUT LOUD
But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.
Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.
This is probably why when I’ve held door for older guys they get all pissy at me.
HE FUCKING TOLD YOU RIGHT THERE THAT HE IS A CANNIBAL. RIGHT THERE WILL.
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.